February 2012
When people flirt with the person you like.
itotallyrelate:
“BACK THA FUCK UP NIGGA.”
Riding in a car with your friends
itotallyrelate:
Riding in a car with your parents
When I hear something clever I think of Tumblr...
itotallyrelate:
I'm not shy. I'm just holding back my awesomeness...
itotallyrelate:
When someone brutally insults you and you don't... →
niknak79:
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"Write T if the statement is correct; F if the... →
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
When your crush says hi to you. →
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
Cross what you have done/true. →
dearescapist:
Appearance I have/had piercings besides the ears. I want piercings besides the ears. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I want a tattoo. I can be self-conscious about my appearance. I have/had braces. I have more than two piercings. Embarrassment Disney movies still make me cry. I’ve laughed so hard I’ve...
When you just had dinner and someone catches you...
laugh-addict:
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scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
first discovering a group: omfg how am i going to tell them apart
later in the obsession: omg yes that's him i can tell by his ear shape
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
hipsters-in-v4ns:
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
When I decide to clean:
When I’m told to clean:
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Tumblr has changed... Me no likey!
Bucket list of sexual experiences.
toutlesdias:
Seduce a gay guy
Sex in a shower
Sex in a changing room
Be a dominatrix
Get tied up
Roleplay as a japanese schoolgirl
Sex in a car
Seduce a straight woman
Seduce a co-worker
Hire a stripper as my butler. Or hire a maid then fuck ‘em.
Involve chocolate, strawberries, cream in ice during sex.
Try at least 5 Kama Sutra positions
Sex partyyyy~
Roll around in paint during...
Boybands are making a comeback
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